2003-06-26
You can fry an egg on my computer right now.
Well kiddies and tots...it's that time of year again. The time when I shower (in cold water) an average of three times a day because my apartment building is without a/c.
Naturally, other people in my buildilng have OTHER ways to stay cool. There's the dirty ol' man who wears his dirty ol' underwear/boxershorts & mustard/shit/mud stained shirt ensemble strutting down the Prince of Wales parking lot with that I'm-gonna-fondle-your-children-when-you're-not-looking twinkle in his eye. Ok. Call me a prude. I'm ALL OVER the strutting around with next-to-nothing on BUT I prefer to do it only when my roommate can see me so she can retell the stories to her boyfriend in order to keep his lesbian fantasies alive and kicking in his head.
There are the people who install...actually I should say "install" an air conditioner in their window. Only they don't attempt to close their window in any way. The box is sitting on the sill and 3/4 of the window is left WIDE OPEN blowing loads of hot air back in.
There are the perverts who infiltrate the upstairs pool thinking they can get some "action" via cohersion, harrassment or masturbation fodder.
Then there's Matt. He likes to order hot coffee from Tim Horton's and drink it outside. He doesn't live in my buildling but I thought he deserved to be on this list.
Now playing Omni Trio - Secret Life
popnoir at 6:53 p.m.