2003-01-02
Let's Not Shit Ourselves
Hello Diary Land,
I've survived another year and surprisingly it did not make me a better person. I did learn a couple things. Like:
-Travis has one good song: 20,
-angry people make better lovers,
-truth is just the ghosts of your lies,
-Scottish bands tend to do better over here,
-Dr. Phil has all the answers,
-so does this Phil,
-you can avoid your problems,
-there is a church where Sarah and I can get married,
-giving head in bars is not a good idea in the morning,
-people don't change - and do we really want them to?,
-if you agree to do something shocking then you are expected to do something more shocking the next time,
-she can beat me at scrabble,
-Charles Manson wrote some good songs,
-the Danish recording of Chess is stellar,
-people in office environments maintain a Grade 9 mentality,
-the older you get - the stupider you feel,
-there are nice Americans,
-that there are some people I've never seen sober,
-that there are some people who have never seen me sober,
-if you say you are going to take someone's virginity people will implement a plan,
-Nelly can have the #2 top selling album of the year for incomprehendable reasons,
-and there will never be world peace when you still have turmoil and anger in your own life.
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